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2024

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The Slop Chronicles

Fuck Starling Bank

(but, really, fuck Google)

Published: 2024-05-29T00:28:00+02:00

2016

The Tab Lancaster

Spare a thought for the poor people still using BlackBerries

Published: 2016-05-11T15:42:02+00:00

A desk with an exam and bottle of water, with a poop emoji over it

The Tab Lancaster

Exams are meaningless, so why are we still doing them?

Published: 2016-02-29T11:45:35+00:00

A poster on a piller that reads 'Use gender neutral language'

The Tab Lancaster

Lancaster is one of the worst unis for free speech – and it’s embarrassing

Published: 2016-01-19T17:37:42+00:00

2014

On the 2014 European Parliament Election

A political clown car

Published: 2014-05-12T13:12:00+00:00

Tomb Raider poster

On Tomb Raider

Published: 2014-04-02T13:01:04+00:00

The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug poster

On The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug

Published: 2014-01-05T16:59:08+00:00

2013

Don Draper shrugging

On Marketing

Published: 2013-10-29T10:17:49+00:00

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