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2026

Amended tax calculation from HMRC
BananaQuest

How Fares the Banana Reclamation?

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Predatory payday loan company
BananaQuest

Why Did HMRC Send Me to a Payday Loan Company?

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HMRC letterhead
BananaQuest

Come, Mister Tally Man

Steal All My Bananas

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Cartoon image of a neckbeard with the caption 'ACKCHYUALLY'

Friends Factcheck Friends

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2025

Architecture diagram

Mapping Out My Infrastructure

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Palestine Action members in black masks and red jumpsuits protest with a banner on top of the roof of a factory

Tomorrow, This Post Will Be Illegal

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A screenshot of my new static site with 'Diet' over it

Diet bengoldsworthy.net

Same old wordcounts; now with half the calories!

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A screenshot of my 2024 mind map in Freeplane
Annual Reviews

Review of 2024

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2024

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The Slop Chronicles

Fuck Starling Bank

(but, really, fuck Google)

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Palestine solidarity protesters march towards the British parliament on 5 June 2018.

Thousands of Protestors Marched

How the Media Represented a Protest March

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A screnshot of my 2023 mind map in Freeplane
Annual Reviews

Review of 2023

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2023

Cover of a worn British passport
Bentral American Diaries

Back to the UK

Conclusion

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The New York City skyline at night, seen from across the Hudson
Bentral American Diaries

East Coast

New York and New Jersey

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Church on top of a hill
Bentral American Diaries

Mexico

Chiapas, Oaxaca & Mexico City

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Me sleeping on the prow of a boat, with other sat above my head
Bentral American Diaries

Honduras & Guatemala

feat. yet more Costa Rica

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A silhouette of a head formed from words relating to mental disorder

Mental Disorders and Accessibility

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A sunrise over Havana
Bentral American Diaries

Cuba

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The author sliding down the side of a volcano on a wooden board as the sun sets in the background
Bentral American Diaries

Nicaragua

feat. a bit more Costa Rica

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A screenshot of my new static site

Baking bengoldsworthy.net

New Year, New Site

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The author in the foreground, resting a machete on his shoulder, with a small village surrounded by jungle in the background
Bentral American Diaries

Panama

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The sun rising over the jungle
Bentral American Diaries

Costa Rica

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A neatly-packed rucksack

Travel Tips

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The view from the top of a mountain, with a large cross mounted in the ground
Bentral American Diaries

Arizona

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A screnshot of my 2022 mind map in Freemind
Annual Reviews

Review of 2022

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The view out of the window of my plane as I flew out of the UK
Bentral American Diaries

Bentral American Diaries

Introduction

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Lent in Maribor
A Year of Lents

The Half-Year of Lents

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2022

Grilled branzino preperation
Ben's Twenty

Ben’s Remaining Twenty

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A wireframe statue of a man sat looking out over the Calabrian coastline.
Europespeditions

Europespedition III

Leds Free or Die Hard

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A monkey bike in the foreground, dwarfed by mountains in the background

Monkey Run Scotland

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Rethinking Security logo

Rethinking Security

Steps to Sustainable Peace with Justice

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The Tower of Babel

Jesus Against Empire

Solidarity, Liberation, and the Poor in the time of Jesus

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LibrePlanet 2022 logo

LibrePlanet 2022

Living Liberation

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A bag of 'Colombian decaf' coffee
A Year of Lents

A First Quarter of Lents

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Ben's Twenty

Ben’s First Quarter

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A table set up to play a tabletop roleplaying game

The Hollow Stars

A Call of Cthulhu Scenario

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Diogenes Casting Away His Bowl
A Year of Lents

A Year of Lents

Introduction

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Ruhlman's Twenty book cover
Ben's Twenty

Ben’s Twenty

Introduction

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A BlackBerry Classic
The Slop Chronicles

BlackBerry Elegy

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2021

Internet Society logo

Understanding the UK Online Safety Bill

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An artist's impression of the Eden Project North

Introducing the Morecambe Bay Curriculum

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Microsoft Teams logo
The Slop Chronicles

Fuck Microsoft Teams

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A black and white photo of me

5, 10, 20

Looking back

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GCOMS logo

UK Military Spending and its Alternatives

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Freeway, Los Angeles, 2009
DisTex

Coping with imaginative resistance

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MANTRaP logo
DisTex

Introducing MANTRaP

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Lancaster Castle

Gay Graffiti at Lancaster Castle

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Predator Unmanned Aerial Vehicle (UAV) flies on a simulated Navy aerial reconnaissance flight near the aircraft carrier USS Carl Vinson (CVN 70) off the coast of southern California on Dec. 5, 1995.
DisTex

Language, cognition and drone warfare

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Close up of a desk globe, centered on China
LUCI/LUCC Seminar Series

China’s Political System

Responding to Giant Crises

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A couple of young people carrying cards during the 2011 Egyptian Revolution in El Tahrir Square
Language, Ideology and Power

A study of how Egyptian Bloggers shaped the UK newspaper coverage of Political Events in Egypt

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2020

A human skull over a US flag
Security Lancaster Seminar Series

The Necro-Geopolitics of American Insecurity

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A coronavirus in front of a UK flag

COVID and Complicity

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2019

Four people seen from by behind, looking out over the Serbian landscape

Explorer Belt 2019

Serbia

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A BlackBerry Q20 smartphone

Replacing My Pocket Computer

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Palestinians marching on the separation wall
DisTex

28 Palestinians Died

A Cognitive Grammar analysis of mystification in press coverage of state violence on the Gaza border

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Series of Storms Battering California Tracked by NASA's AIRS Instrument
Climate Change

Climate Change Thoughts

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Illegal deforestation for Palm Oil plantation
Climate Change

Climate Change Reviews

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Demolished vehicles line Highway 80, also known as the "Highway of Death", the route fleeing Iraqi forces took as they retreated from Kuwait during Operation Desert Storm.

The Gulf War Did Not Take Place

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A silhouetted head comprising various mental health-related words
Language, Ideology and Power

The concept of disorder

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African albino girl

From Albinism in Africa to the Lancashire Witches

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Chinese anti-Japan demonstrators
LUCI/LUCC Seminar Series

Chinese public opinion’s role in crisis diplomacy

Preliminary findings from the field

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Student demonstrators march past the London Houses of Parliament in opposition to planned spending cuts to further education and an increase in tuition fees, November 2010.

Nurturing Dissent

Developing the Unruly Subject in Higher Education

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Student Housing Lancaster

The Tale of 64 Blades Street

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Woman standing in front of the Chernobyl reactor

Chernobyl

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TICTeC logo

TICTeC 2019

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Norbert Wiener

Cybernetics

Or Control and Communication in the Animal and the Machine

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Arthur Schopenhauer

Essays from the Parerga and Paralipomena

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The Legacy of Totalitarianism in a Tundra book cover

If on a winter’s night a traveler

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A mind map of questions relating to research

Future Data Practices

Perpetuate Inequalities or Design for Change?

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2018

Two babies laying on a bed

Class of 1996

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Arthur Koestler drinking with others

The Ghost in the Machine

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Students at a nightclub wearing white T-shirts

In (Partial) Defence of Snowsports

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A skull comprising various aggressive words
Security Lancaster Seminar Series

Violence and its Discontents

Groups and identities in security research

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A black and white still of Taika Waititi
Language, Ideology and Power

Interrogating Free Speech Versus Hate Speech on the Internet

A discourse perspective

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UK IGF 2018 logo

UK Internet Governance Forum 2018

Solutions for The Digital Age

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The Earth seen from space

Technosphere

Technology, Agency and the Future of the Earth Workshop

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Lancashire Constabulary logo
Security Lancaster Seminar Series

The Lancashire Constabulary Vulnerable Callers Initiative

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A map of the US–Canada border
Security Lancaster Seminar Series

Crime Journeys

High-Risk Offending Across Space and Time

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The Red Pill DVD cover

The Red Pill

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Buck Angel and Bailey Jay

Pride & Prejudice

Thoughts on sexuality

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A woman reaching out to a robot
Security Lancaster Seminar Series

Machine Learning for Cyber Security

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William Hague

Britain’s Role in a Future World

William Hague at the ISF

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Male and female human figures against a starry background

Solar Tattoos

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Bin Laden: The One Man Show poster

Bin Laden

The One Man Show

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Crime and the Internet book cover

Crime and the Internet

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A man in a pillory
How to Lose Friends and Alienate People

Why I Lost Friends and Alienated People

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Man wearing clear framed eyeglasses
SOCL491

Cybervictims and Cyberharrassment and Cyberstalking

Oh my!

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A poster reading 'Use gender neutral language'
How to Lose Friends and Alienate People

How I Lost Friends and Alienate People

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Gamergate logo

On Gamergate

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The bank of England
Security Lancaster Seminar Series

Shipping Containers, Russian Criminals, American Spooks and Nuclear Weapons

An intelligence-led case study of a cyber breach

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A padlock in front of circuit board imagery
SOCL491

Introduction, Social Theory and Hacking

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Pinpointer logo

Developing Pinpointer

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A Stipula fountain pen lying on a written piece of paper.
On the Rationales Behind These Sites

Why I Write

or, On the Rationale Behind This Site

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Free Speech Flag

Copywrong

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Lancaster University under construction
UCU Teach Out

Radical or Simply Younger

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Students at a protest, holding a banner that reads 'Solidarity forever'
UCU Teach Out

What makes a successful social movement?

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Feminist superwoman smashing glass ceiling
UCU Teach Out

Should we (still) be fixing the women?

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A man and a woman on either side of an equals sign, with the text above reading 'Feminism. Men can do it too. factmyth.com'

Am I a Feminist?

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Architectural mockup
UCU Teach Out

What kind of uni do we want?

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Unis Resist Border Controls logo
UCU Teach Out

Unis Resist Border Controls Workshop

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A notebook with '6/10 could do better' written in red ink
UCU Teach Out

Linguistics Lay-In

A Critical Analysis Workshop

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Cocoa beans, powder and bars of chocolate
UCU Teach Out

Fairtrade Towns

Inspired by History

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VoteFest logo

A Tale of Three Presidents

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A silhouette of a face
UCU Teach Out

This house, as a university student, would support the national strikes

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Universities, Inc. logo
UCU Teach Out

Universities, Inc.

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Revolution in Rojava

Report Back from Civil Volunteers

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BSides Leeds logo

BSides Leeds 2018

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A Nokē Smart Lock
Security Lancaster Seminar Series

Earworms Make Bad Passwords

An Analysis of the Nokē Smart Lock Manual Override

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A king wielding a sword and staff, comprised of individuals
Statehood

The Freudian State

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A signpost with signs pointing to towns in multiple directions, clouded in fog
Statehood

To write wrongs and wrong rights

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2017

A trail of safari ants
Statehood

The Emergence of Man

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Palace of Westminster
Statehood

A theory of organic statehood

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Lancaster University logo
SCC Distinguished Seminar Series

Responsible Autonomy

AI, safety, ethics and legality

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Painting of John Locke

On Natural Rights

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Marble bust of Aristotle

Aristotle in Washington

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A screenshot of my Letterboxd film diary

Far too many films

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Off the Map cover

Off the Map

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Multiple dice

Hardened Diceware

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2016

Lancaster University logo
SCC Distinguished Seminar Series

Are Sensor Networks a first step towards the Diamond Age?

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A drawing of my flatmates
Annual Reviews

Wot I Learnt in Second Year

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Painting of Mary Wollstonecraft

A Vindication of the Rights of Woman

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Lancaster University European Culture Society listing on the new LUSU Web site

How to improve the new LUSU website

A D.I.Y. guide for the discerning society Exec. member

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LUSU Web site homepage

Found a problem with the site?

Everything that’s wrong with the new LUSU website

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Gödel, Escher, Bach cover

Gödel, Escher, Bach

An Eternal Golden Braid

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Evasion cover

Evasion

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Departures cover
Pat the Bunny

Pat Schneeweis

A punk rock song won’t ever change the world

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Secret Lagoon party

Festageddon 2016

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New Pendle College JCR Web site homepage

Rebuilding the Pendle College websites

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Magna Carta

Magna Carta

Its Resurrection, 1216–1616

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Voice of the Fire cover

Voice of the Fire

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View through the Memorial to the Murdered Jews of Europe

Eurotrip 2016

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Storm of Steel cover

Storm of Steel

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Lancaster University logo
SCC Distinguished Seminar Series

Symbiotic Design

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LGBT rainbow pride flag

(Most) LGBT flags, ranked

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2015

Me pre-drinking with friends
Annual Reviews

On the First Year of University

Or Fear & Loathing in Lancs Vegas

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A ‘Hello World’ computer program

Introduction to Programming

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2014

Me giving Roadchef services the finger

On Jailbreak 2014

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Pat the Bunny
Pat the Bunny

On Pat the Bunny Schneeweis

Absurd anarchism

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Flag of Amsterdam
Europespeditions

On the Europespedition

Neds wiv de leds

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Flag of the European Union (EU)

On the 2014 European Parliament Election

A political clown car

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Tomb Raider poster

On Tomb Raider

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The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug poster

On The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug

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2013

Gravity poster

On Gravity

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Don Draper shrugging

On Marketing

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A screenshot of Oh What? Oh Jeez! 2.0
On the Rationales Behind These Sites

On the Rationale Behind This Site

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