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2024

A message displayed by the Starling mobile app, titled 'Your device hasn't passed our security checks'. The message text reads 'This might be because your device's settings have been changed, or there's an application installed that's trying to manipulate the Starling app. Find our more in our blog. To continue using the app on this device, please restore it to factory settings. If this doesn't sound right, please email help@starlingbank.com'. The only available button says 'Close app'.

The Slop Chronicles

Fuck Starling Bank

(but, really, fuck Google)

Published: 2024-05-29T00:28:00+02:00

2022

A BlackBerry Classic

The Slop Chronicles

BlackBerry Elegy

Published: 2022-01-08T22:40:02+00:00

2021

The Slop Chronicles

Fuck Microsoft Teams

Published: 2021-03-28T12:37:57+00:00

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